Although we don’t worship a particular god or religion, we do believe there has to be a kind of order in the universe. Thank God that our souls, forever condemned to sin and temptation, have gotten some sense of direction thanks to this badass. All our moral boundaries and principles have been instilled in our heads by him, by this mustachioed, rhyming fellow. His legacy shall therefore be spread by means of this shirt and that’s why you’re getting a left-hand fistbump, our favourite neighbor, you really are one righteous fella.